The flowers...everywhere, the flowers...

[msfledermaus]

Uck, there's pastel everything just everywhere this week. Pastel petals, pastel dresses, pastel hats and pantsuits and handbags and teddy bears with pastel hand-knitted sweaters and pastel tourguides with upswept pastel hairdos and pastel wrapping paper with pastel flowers in pastel vases that break and spill delicately hued water all over the granite floors of the Jade Mines...springy clever pastel gardening tools in the shop next to sweet little pastel tea candle lights all in a row...

*hyperventilates a little*

There, better now. Even though I'm wearing a flower in my hair for Art in Doom...(It's blood red. Not delicate pastel pink. I have my limits.)

It's just a bit overwhelming, really. It should be alright once I get a chance to eat my scary chili dogs for lunch. They're not pastel either. Hehhehheh...

Oh, wait!! I almost forgot!! Just like last year, I Ms Fledermaus, Chamion of the Illiterat and Queen of Mausiland, because this week will be full of this kind of craziness, do hereby declare that I will gleefully INSULT anyone who asks me too. Vividly. In great and horible detail. You heard me. Bring me your horrible smarmy stinky unworthy self and I will bring you the tastiest, god-awful insults I can think of...

Now that's what I call therapy:D

Comments

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Insult me! Go ahead...I can take it.
*grovel grovel*

Woohoo!!!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

God, get your FINGER outta your nose, ya filthy little midgetty freak!!! Or at least I hope that's your finger and not somebody else's...And that rip-off Charlie Brown t-shirt, puh-lease! It doesn't go with your skintone at all! And with hair like that, sugar, I wouldn't even leave the house!!! Gag-a-rama, I tellya!! And your feet look like little bread rolls!! What the hell is up with that, anyway?!?!?

(I love that Calvin ikon sooooooooo much, btw. I can't stay mad at you, bebeh...)

Re: Woohoo!!!

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Bread rolls....LOL!!

Re: Woohoo!!!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

It's true, look at Calvin's feet!

Invitation to a verbal excoriation

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

I, your 'umble sarvant, bring you many tapestries made of polyestrrr with prolific paisley patterns in pastel shades aplenty...

Re: Invitation to a verbal excoriation

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

...Reaking of patchouli. I should get an icon with Baldrick from Black Adder...

Re: Invitation to a verbal excoriation

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I'ma gonna hurt you bad...you cannot posibly bring me such atrocities and live, you know. You deserve the very best...and in this case the very best is a rather large ant-hill with you buried up to your neck. With honey all over your face. Organic Honey! From snooty Organic bees! And the ants will make you crazy with the tickling and the biting and their witty criticisms of your fashion sense and the subtle bouquet of the honey I picked. And you will go Mad! Mad, baby, Mad!! Ahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!

And your face will be baby soft and clean, since honey is a good humectant...so you will die a pretty man!!! Double Ahahahaa!!

Re: Invitation to a verbal excoriation

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

MwuahHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!!! I'm glad you edited out the part about the horny zombie dogs having their way with my pretty head...

[thedarkages]

The new MIA uniform, which you will be wearing as of next week, was designed by Laura Ashley.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

AIIIIGH!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS!!! nOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

YOU told her to do it, didn't you!!! You evil little backstabby scumbaggy piece of mock-polyester Wal-mart wearing filth!!! FEEEEEELTH!!! Vile, reeeeevolting, digusting little demon-creeeeeeature that you are!!! I spit at your shoes! I spit at your dog! I spit at your dog's shoes!!! You will PAAAAAAAAAAY for this insult to my uniform and all the pastel horrors that come with it!!! Oh yes indeedy you will pay!!!!!


But first, more coffee for my insulty mojo:)