More insults!! More more more!!

[msfledermaus]

I am enjoying the insulting veeeeeeeery much...Please, please, ask me to do more today!! It's gonna be a very tense and busy day, so I might not get back to you all too quickly, but oh the sweet, sweet insults I will have, generated from my stressed little brainmeats...

C'mon, gimme gimme gimmme...:)

Comments

[banana.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't dare to insult me! You are a pipsqueak, a quavering poltroon, a lily-livered half-baked arthropod! You have less brain than a lemur. A mynah bird could insult me more eloquently than you, for it has more vocabulary.

So there.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

All of what you say is horrible and true...but I know you would have to go a LOT farther than me to aquire a mynah bird to insult people with! Haha! I've petted ACTUAL mynah birdies in their natural habitat!!! and fed them popcorn!! and other things they probably shouldn't have been eating!!...

...anyway, my point is, dumbass and pipsqueaking flappy mammal that I am, I got to go to Hawaii...and you didn't. Nyaah Nyaah nya nyaaah nyaaaaaaaaaaaah.....

*Does the saucy saucy victory dance at the screen*

[annablume.livejournal.com]

Okay! Do me.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I would but you are in fact a Communist Frenchman in a clever disguise, with disgusting boils and body lice underneath your fetching mask and outfits, so I dare not come too close lest I end up itchy and oozy and speaking in a really weird accent...

[scentedwoods.livejournal.com]

I, um, Miss? I haven't been insulted by you in nearly a year (that I've recognized.) May I have some more please?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oh, I have been neglectful, haven't I? I'm a bad person...

But not as bad as you, ohhhhhhh no. You are pretty damn awful, I'll have the world know. You are petty and savage and would kiss a diseased mollusk if it would get you in to see Billy Joel in concert...so not only are you a manipulative twit, you're also gross enough to enjoy the music of Billy Joel in the first place...Yeah, sure you may SAY, "that Michelle knows not of what she speaks; I never liked him, how horrible is that?" But I know the truth. I do. I do know it. and you're all about the Piano man, bebeh....

And oh yeah: You have an Elvis costume in your closet. the late years. Extra sequins. Eeeeeew....

[scentedwoods.livejournal.com]

Pwa! Say what you will, but Vienna Waits For You.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ohhhno, missy-ma'am...Rammstein waits for me, and they're covered in krazy-glued mohawk spikes on their little Deathrocker heads, bless 'em...

[thepinksatan.livejournal.com]

Those were not two tickets to Billy Joel on my mailbox by my front door, nope, and I do not hum along to the greatest hits between Concrete Blonde and Brea Sharp on the six disk changer in my car. Oh, I am weak. Its only once and I am going to make it better by some kind of musical deprogramming afterward. Puts on MPR and hopes for salvation.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Heeeeeheheheheheheeee....You know, there are people you can go to for Billy Joel Intervention...or you can just make me play all my Ministry cd's in the car with you until your brain melts:)