msfledermaus | My idealized day...

*Since this morning was uneventful...*

7:30 After a night of sleep withut being woken up by traffic or mysterious firecracker noises, wake up, yawn, stretch, and--go back to sleep.

8:30 Still asleep.

10:00 Wake up, stretch, jump into art-deco shower with happy abandon and lots of Lush bath goop. Oooooh yeah...

10:20 Get dressed...Mostly black. this should not suprise anybody. Maybe more spandex than is really necessary.

10:30 Eat fabulous breakfast--bagels, fruit, juice. caviar. SuperPowers energy drink.
(for the Cartoon hero in you!)

11:00 Launch myself out of the window and fly over downtown, looking for evildoers. Happily, this isn't hard.

11:30 Drop a cab on friend's mean boss. And there was much rejoicing. Yaaay!!!

12:00 Take friends out to Fuji-Ya for sushi lunch.

3:00 Paint big murals on the IDS tower, just because I can. In hot pink. Paisley.

4:00 Cash in diamonds I've made from coal chunks by squishing them with my bare hands.

5:00 Fly over commuters and play the accordion to ease their stress levels. The screaming indicates it did not have the desired effect. D'ohhhhh...

6:00 Fly to Milwaukee to have dinner with Low Delta and Cyn, my fellow spandex-wearin' critters. Barbecue?

8:00 Go back home, check the Flying Monkey-clones in the Gro-tanks. They'll be ready to open a can of whup-ass tomorrow.

9:15 Door alarm whoops--the cops are trying to break down the door--apparently they think I'm growing pot.

9:20 Hypnotize police force, send them out with flowers and candy, chanting, "Ms Eff is my friend, Ms Eff is my friend..."

10:00 create fabulous sculture with paint, glue, and carving with my laser-beam vision.

11:07 Fall asleep. What a tiring day!!!!

Ms Eff...*sigh* I could still use a flying monkey, ya know...