Okay, I ripped this off from Angie..*hangs head*

[msfledermaus]

But I thought it would be fun...

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But I thought it would be fun...

<font size="+2"color"#fedcba">TRUE OR FALSE?</font>

Ms Fledermaus is:

A Scorpio
A flake
An artist
a taxicab driver
A short semi-Siberian
A bellydancer
A current SCA member
an old SLA member...

She has:
A million dollars
an art-deco apartment
a lot of skirts
pointed ears
pointed eyebrows
a brother
a sister
a Transgendered sister who's falsies she envys
a Drag-Queen grandmother.
Big boots
Big boobs.
Big brains
a large collection of porn...

she does:
Hang out in galleries
Hang out in sports bars
Hang out in Thai restaurants
hang from her arms from the roof camera at work
Dance around like an evil hippie
Play the accordion
Play the Bodran
Play too much Bauhaus
Wear too much lipstick
wear too much glitter
wear too much bath goop
wear too many sets of boxer shorts...

she likes:
oil drums
Songs about girls born in oil drums
lavender
Peat bogs
spooky woods
spooky woods with a monster chasing her through them
Bagpipe music
bad movies
Flowers
candy
hypothermia
Japan
water-skiing
Dame Darcy
Dame Edna
Lemur noises
The work of Jeff Koons
Curry
cabbage
spankings
Battlefield Earth
David Hasselhoff...


Well, I think this is more than enough to play with, don't you?

Ms Eff...so, which ones are true and which false? Heeheehee!

(The answers are below in the comments...)

Comments

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure you aren't a taxicab driver, you don't have a million dollars, it's only a matter of time before you hang from the roof camera, and I doubt you like hypothermia even though you're accustomed to it ;)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Well, these are all true answer...and just because I haven't hung off the roof camera doesn't means I wouldn't...*snicker*
and the accustomed to hypothermia thing works both ways..it's cool today, but in general summer makes me wilt like a flower in the desert.

Ms Eff...Thank you for goofing off with me!!!

[elysiangirl.livejournal.com]

yer not a flake, i don't think yer a taxi cab driver, i'm thinking no on the pointed ears, i'm not sure about the million bucks, there is nothing about you that is too much, i'm guessing no about monsters chasing you, hypothermia is not good and i'm hoping no about david hassellhoff.

how'd i do?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I' m still up in the air on the flake part...if I can get enough people to say no, that's probably "No."*grin*

I am not a taxicab driver, I DO have pointed ears, do not have a million bucks, monsters don't scare me unless they're dressed like David Hasselhoff, hypothermia sucks, and David Hasselhoff scares me...but Germans love him. go fig.

Ms Eff. Hey, you guys, no fair peeking down here!!!Go back and write your own answers!!!No cribbing allowed!!

[corachaos.livejournal.com]

T A Scorpio
T A flake
T An artist
F a taxicab driver
F A short semi-Siberian
T A bellydancer
T A current SCA member
T an old SLA member...

She has:
F A million dollars
T an art-deco apartment
T a lot of skirts
Wishes she did.....pointed ears
T pointed eyebrows
T a brother
F a sister
F a Transgendered sister who's falsies she envys
F a Drag-Queen grandmother.
T Big boots
F Big boobs.
T Big brains
F a large collection of porn...

she does:
T Hang out in galleries
F Hang out in sports bars
T Hang out in Thai restaurants
T hang from her arms from the roof camera at work
T Dance around like an evil hippie
T Play the accordion
T Play the Bodran
T Play too much Bauhaus
T Wear too much lipstick
F wear too much glitter
T wear too much bath goop
F wear too many sets of boxer shorts...

she likes:
T oil drums
F Songs about girls born in oil drums
T lavender
T Peat bogs
T spooky woods
T spooky woods with a monster chasing her through them
T Bagpipe music
T bad movies
T Flowers
T candy
F hypothermia
F Japan
F water-skiing
F Dame Darcy
T Dame Edna
TTTTTT i love lemurs!!! Lemur noises
T The work of Jeff Koons
T Curry
F cabbage
T spankings
T Battlefield Earth
F David Hasselhoff...

What do I win?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

You win some of the real answers!!

F. I am a Capricorn*grin*
Up in the air..I am flakish..
T. I am an artist, and you knew it!!;)
F. and I am not a taxicab driver
T. But I am a short semi Siberian by ancestry!
F. I am, sadly, not a bellydancer, though I learned a bit while in...
T. the SCA, many years ago. (Haven't been in a while.)
and
F. I did not hang with Patty Hearst in the SLA....

F. But I wish I did have a cool million!
T.I do have the apartment. Yay!
T. And a lot of skirts. Yay!
T and...pointed ears!!!Truth!!Yay!
T. and a brother! but sadly no...
F. A sister or...
F a Transgendered sister, but I do have...
T. a Drag-Queen Gramdma...Grandma Lawrence!!!
T. I have big boots,
T. 36 c boobs, and
T. big brains--tested iq 129(Okay, not huge)
and you're right I do NOt have
F. a large collection of porn...that would be comic books...

T. I love them galleries, and don't love
F. Sports bars.
T. I love Thai restaurants,
F But I would hang from the roof camera if I could and
T. Often dance like an evil hippie
and as for the accordion..well, that's a matter of opinion...
But I do overdo the
T. Bodhran, an Irish flat drum
T the Bauhaus,
T. the lipstick,
T. the glitter,
T. the bath goop, and
F, I don't own any boxers...but maybe I should!!

and...
F. I don't like oil drums if they're full, but
T like a song about a girl born in one, and
T. for everything from Lavender on down to candy,
F for hypothermia,
T. for Japan, though not their politics or strictness,
F for waterskiing, since I've never done it and it scares me a bit,
T for Dame Darcy,
T for Dame Edna, but not as much as Darcy,
Definitely every T for Lemurs!!!
FFFF for Jeff Koons the spooky weasel!
T is for curry, F is for Cabbage, (Uck!)
T is for spankings, sometimes,
T and F for Battlefield Earth for the sheer Bad Movie-ness of the whole horrifying ordeal, and
Ditto for David Hasselhoff...

So there's your prize, and yu did pretty well..But I got some suprises in there, too!!

Ms Eff, tired from typing:)

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

T A Scorpio
T A flake
T An artist
F a taxicab driver
T A short semi-Siberian
F A bellydancer
F A current SCA member
T an old Short Ladies of America member...

She has:
F A million dollars
F an art-deco apartment (only the building)
T a lot of skirts
/ pointed ears (sort of)
T pointing eyebrows
T a brother
F a sister
F a Transgendered sister who's falsies she envys
T a Drag-Queen grandmother (not int he literal sense)
T Big boots (one pair)
T Big boobs (one pair)
F Big brains (only one)
F a large collection of porn (no place to keep it)

she does:
T Hang out in galleries
F Hang out in sports bars
T Hang out in Thai restaurants
F hang from her arms from the roof camera at work
T Dance around like an evil hippie
T Play the accordion ("play" is such an imprecise term)
T Play the Bodran (who doesn't?)
F Play too much Bauhaus (never!)
F Wear too much lipstick (define "too much lipstick")
T wear too much glitter (of course)
F wear too much bath goop (always washes it off)
F wear too many sets of boxer shorts (only with the skirts)

she likes:
T oil drums (Einsturzende Neubauten, baby)
F Songs about girls born in oil drums
F lavender
T Peat bogs with thousand year old corpses
T spooky woods
F spooky woods with a monster chasing her (that can ruin your whole evening)
T Bagpipe music (fits the whole "bad" theme)
T bad movies (this is a defining characteristic)
T Flowers
T candy
F hypothermia
T Japan
T water-skiing
T Dame Darcy
T Dame Edna
T Lemur noises
T The work of Jeff Koons
T Tim Curry
F Cabbage Head
T spankings (giving more than recieving)
T Battlefield Earth (sick little minkey)
F David Hasselhoff (but she appreciates the cheesiness)

You wont handicap me because I've actually met you, will you?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oh, never...*HAhahahahaaa!!!* Your cleverness always makes up for any advantage...but I'm a Capricorn, not a Scorpio!!! See, you still missed a couple!

(Though I think I'd still goof big time if you put up your own t/f list...)

Ms eff, chortling with delight.

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

I do know when your birthday is. I was just too lazy to look up what your sign was. I see I got a few others wrong. If I had ever met Jeff Koons, I might have known. Seems like you mentioned waterskiing once ...

So I did better than I expected!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I think you did very well, personally..
(And Jeff Koons is an annoying conceptual artist I don't care for, it was a goofy throwaway art-geek question...I'd have been very suprised if anyone got that one.)

[batchain.livejournal.com]

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the previous post was a test, and an attempt to trick the LJ post monster

[batchain.livejournal.com]

Well, Ms Eff, one thing I KNOW is true you are a hell of a lot of fun!

As for the photographer getting my good side, I
was comforted to realize I had been wearing shorts
and not a skirt or alot more of me could possibly
be shining brightly (as it were) for all to see.
Still haven't discovered the site yet, but I will.

You don't mention the possible cause for hypothermia, but just as I typed that it occurred
to me that since it is listed under likes not has
that probably cause is of no importance here.

I know exactly why you wanted chocolate: that was
your body's way of letting you know you haven't
had ALL of the major food groups yet.

Ms Eff we are all belly dancers and ballerinas in
our hearts and dreams and illegal porn collections
okay, maybe not there, especially since most of us do not own illegal porn collections.

I tried, very briefly, to learn bagpipes. I can't
recommend it if you A. smoke B. have pets or small
children C. roommates D. neighbors who could be
vendictive in a potentially harmful way E.don't have about 20 yrs worth of patience inorder to
learn F. can't walk and turn and sqeeze and blow
and twiddle your fingers just so.

Ta Ta

Ms Eff, all the best and heres to a balanced diet!

Gail
(Bat-in-the-box)

Re: the previous post was a test, and an attempt to trick the LJ post monster

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

We bats must always dance together, neh?

Ms Eff, Bat out of the box...*Evil hippie dance*