msfledermaus | The Brady Bunch...The Brady Bunch...

My cow-irker Chan and I were having the Dumbest Fight Ever...and it went like this:

Chan: *Hums "Brady Bunch" theme song, off key.
Me: Stop it.
Chan *Hums louder*
Me. I said, knock it off. You're off key, anyway.
Chan: No I'm not. *Hums more*
Me: Hey, did you ever hear about who was supposed to be dating whom on that show?
Chan: Yeah, wasn't it Florence Henderson and Greg?
Me: Nope, it was Peter.
Chan: Nuh-uh, it was Greg!
Me: Peter!
Chan: Greg!
Me: Peter!
Chan: Greg!
Me: Peter!
Chan: Older!
Me: Middle!
Chan: Older, woman!
Me: Middle, er, Man!!! I'm looking it up on my break, so there!
Chan: Fine! You'll see I'm right!
Me: Noooooo, I'm right.
Chan: *Hums Brady Bunch theme again...still off key...*

I know, it's better to Wikipedia this, but I thought I'd ask all my lovely, intelligent friends first. And then after I looked it up, I'd post the answer, and either give Chan a hard time about being right, or just lie my socks off and tell him it's Peter anyway;)