msfledermaus: (Default)
[personal profile] msfledermaus
Wearing: Charcoal-grey blazer, stupid clip-on-tie, white oxford shirt, grey kee-length skirt, knee socks, black shoes, ear cuff, glasses pockets loaded with paper, pens keys, candy, small universes, etcetra.

It's going to be interesting today...we have royalty coming to visit. We are urged to not bother them as they have their tour, and if I have to say anything at all I must start with "Your Royal Highness" as in, "Your Royal Highness, the galleries are on fire and the ninjas are coming down the hallway, Please take this emergency stairwell to safety!!" I also know we must keep the Beverage Dictator away from him at all costs, or after 20 minutes or so of being told about the joys of Minnesotan stone sculpture the poor gentleman will be on his last nerve and possibly order us all decapitated. Anyway, it should be very entertaining...

*Practices curtsying with her silly oniform skirt*

Your Royal Highness, I'm afraid you're in the way of the ladies restrooms...Please move before I pee right here...

June 2015

S M T W T F S
 1234 56
78910111213
14151617181920
21222324252627
282930    

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Mar. 24th, 2026 07:17 pm
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios