Happy Movie Night.

I didn't end up going out for sushi after all last night due to horrendous amounts of snowly air blasts. It's okay, though, I watched a couple of movies in a blanket, including "Flash Gordon." (Brian Blessed!!! Brian Blessed!!! Go, man, go!!!)

More later, got the busies...

Fun with language barriers...

I was just helping someone who's been visiting Visual Arts mail a couple of packages. The guy's Japanese, and even though his English wasn't bad we had some stumbles in communication. (It makes me want to learn more Japanese--what little I have would not have been very helpful except for "Wakarimasen" which means, "I don't understand."

Where the hell's a babelfish when you need one?
(Yes, I've seen the computer program, but that sucker's *not* helpful.)

Ms Eff's Pretentious Poetry Corner...

You...

You coffee bean
just sitting there.
Like a lump.
Coffee bean.
*Insert bongos here*

How I hate you.
You non-nourishing thing
Shaped like a spleen,
you addictive, brown thing,
coffee bean....

That's all you'll EVER be.
Just a coffee bean.
I can hear your caffienated voice,
Squeaking and squeaking
In your chocolate-covered shell.
They all think I'm maaaaaaad.....

*Munch munch*

You deserved that.

Goddamn coffee bean....

*curtseys*

Thank you, thank you......
*More bongo noises*

*gets out Evil Empress Clothes*

Apparently I've been nominated for Ruler of Wisconsin!

Awwright!!!

(I'll put the link in here if you want to go peek at what started it.)
click here!
And once again I, Princessa Duchessa Contessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus.
(Ms) am holding court and giving out titles!!!! Help me rule my newly aquired kingdom!!!! and if it's not mine, we'll dress up as Girl Scouts and take it by force of Coconut-caramel cookies! Who's with me?!?!?!?