Happy busy Maus...

...I've been having fun eating breakfast and catching up on who got abducted by monkeys last night...
*heeheehee!*

I don't know why you guys put up with my monkeyshines, but I love every second of it!!!
*munches toast*

LJ NEWS--Feared-for-Freekee-Found Filched!

Low Delta also known as Freekee, has been confirmed missing this morning by LJ reporters...his door found wide open, letting in all the cold. The glitter trail was unmistakeable as the mark of the abductors. His mother was very upset since he didn't have time to collect another bag of mama Freekee's cookies for the trip...

When will the nightmare end?

LJ NEWS--Thwarted Abduction In Progress?

Helicopters for LJ News have sighted a ravening mob of highly glittered creatures in Tuscon Arizona, clustered around the doorstep of Farbel, known in the Lj community as I....

You can view live footage here.

Police are on the way, but have been delayed by a caramel-corn spill on the nearest highway.

Buddy the dog seems to be amused by the monkeys. the monkeys do not seem to be amused at all.....

More Kidnap victims on their way to...where?

Joei, Khisanth, Andrianna, and Phill99 have all been added to the list of LJ users who have been kidnapped from their homes or Ms Fledermaus's posts by...flying monkeys. Ignoring warnings about opening your doors without checking for monkeys led to their frightening and mysterious fates. We told you...didn't we tell them? We sure did, and did you listen? Noooooooo....

the authorities are trying to piece together what happened by looking through the comments lists of Ms Mausi's most recent posts and Phill99's journal...the little flying menaces to society have apparently found the perfect bait....

Pizza.

Be warned, ladies and gentlemen, if someone is offering you delivery pizza and you didn't order any...DO NOT OPEN THE DOOR....


...Meanwhile, the flocks of monkeys with their laden, cranky passengers are starting to come down from the clouds....flying East, they are coming closer and closer to an abandoned amusemnt park...

..And, more ominously, all their kitties are starting to realize that no one has fed them for some time...and it is dinner, already!!!

Great Googaly Moogaly....

...Lookit all them monkeys...

What would Frank Cho say?