Aftermath of an impromtu CurryFest...

...dishes.

....Joy.

I don't really mind that much, actually. Ben the Neighbor, Amphigorey and Ruby Slippers all came over and had curry with me and romped around my tiny apartment and fought over the sock monkey and played with Smedly the Troll-Vase and had a very happy silly time.

Look here for the carnage...and don't say I didn't warn you ...

*sighs happily*

Oh crap, it's Monday again, isn't it?

Checklist:

Caffeine: *Inspects tea with sugar* Check.
Extra paper: Check.
Tums: Check.
Attitude: "Arrrgh! Not here again!" Check.
Nap Sensors: check check checkzzzzzzz....

*wakes up, drinks tea and eats tums*

Awwright, time for workies.

Lunchtime Haiku

Bagel with cream cheese,
Chex Mix, gossip with coworkers
and Diet Coke.

*sips*

Huh.

I want spaghettios.



Which is weird, because I don't actually like spaghettios.

Wow, the wind's really whipping up...

...You can almost make out the hungry howls of Black Annis, as she hunts for unwary children to devour...

*listens to howling wind*

I feel very cosy. I'm full of spaghetti. (Real spaghetti, NOT spaghettios.)
I had a long soak. I'm a bit glittery. (see long soak) The radiators are clanking, and I've pulled out the heavy comforter.

I feel at peace.

LJ NEWS-this just in!!!

ANOTHER VICTIM CLAIMED IN FLYING-SIMIAN ABDUCTION!!!

Amphigorey13 has just been reported by witnesses to have been taken from her residence this evening by a troupe of "Heavily glittered sock-monkeys wearing little fezzes and shiny wings." It has not been proven that they are armed, but please treat any groups of flying monkeys with extreme caution...

LJ News--THIS JUST IN!!!

SECOND MONKEY ABDUCTION VICIM NOW JOINED BY A THIRD.

As frantic family members and friends wait for news about MsFledermaus and Amphigorey13, the news of yet another abduction has come to this newsroom...
Ms Ruby Slippers of Minneapolis has allegedly been abducted from her home at the dinner hour by "The tiniest gang I ever saw in the Hood, yo" as told by a local witness.

As the abductions begin to mount, people are cautioned not to open their doors to strange knockings or the sounds of little woolen feet, no matter what they tell you....

LJ News--Fourth Monkey abduction!!!

People are locking their doors and hiding in basements as news comes across the wires about yet another kidnapping, this time only two posts down...
Cynnerth was found missing just minutes ago, with nothing to reveal her whereabouts but an overturned box of chocolates on her front stoop.
Authorities believe her fiance Low Delta may also be in danger at this time, but no trace can be found at this moment.....

Flying Simian Nightmare Claims New victim...

....As Authorities were starting to relax and think the worst was over, rumors of a new abduction surfaced--Dublos if Minneapolis was reported missing this evening. His neighbors claim that the "Little flying bastards dragged him away without so much as a Please or thank-you! They tracked glitter all over the hallway!!!"
He is sorely missed by his two cats....

Attempts to track the assailants, as with the other abductions, are now in progress, but have been expected to be difficult since the monkeys fly under radar and the glitter gets into the windshields of small aircraft....