HALLOWEEEEEEN!!!!!

Happy Halloween! Happy Samhain! Happy Celtic New Year! WooooooT wooot woot!

*does a happy little jig in the middle of the living room*

Aaaand happy birthday Ruby Slippers! Yaaaaayyy!!!!!

This is the holiday I wait all year long to get to!!! *Boinga boinga!*
Thsi is IT!!! It's finally here!!! *Moshes in place* Bring on the costumes!!!
Bring on the fangs and kitty ears and mummy wrappings!!! Bring on the tiny Hershey bars and hot-pink pageboy wigs and giant robots!!! Yeah, baby!!!


I'm a little excited.

Just a little.

*beat*

*runs around the room whooping and howling with glee, disturbign whatever neighbors aren't at work.

I was gonna write more monkey stuff...

...When I realized I have to run out and buy toilet paper, something I keep forgetting to buy over and over and over...

*Expletive deleted*

And I still have to get ready for Miss Ruby's B-Day festival, in which we're off to see the Amish Armada. I wish I could borrow Miss Virginia's "I heart Goats" flag for the occasion, but I'm sure I can improvise if necessary.

I had lunch with the usual Gang of suspects today---Ruby Slippers, Ben the neighbor,
Amphigorey13 and myself and Margaret, Ruby's really nice coworker. Everone around us at Chipotle was wearing tin foil on their heads. I thought at first it was to keep the aliens from reading their minds, but was told that people would be given free burritos if they dressed like one--this the tinfoil. Aww, shoot...There but for a minute of tinfoil-twisting goes I, with a free lunch:)

Alright, off for last-minute shopping, fixing a skirt really fast and a hot shower... and monkey story when I get back..should be much improved at 3 am after watching heavy-metal Amish guys and jumping up and down...