Ohhhh, that Kyle Mclaughlin.....

I just got back from another Twin Peak's fest at Ben the Neighbor's...crack cocaine for the intellectual culture-junkies we are.
Ahhhh, that fix, that shot to the brain, that look of total-what-the-HELL-is-going-on confusion that only David Lynch can provide.
I saw episodes 8 and 9--introducing the Giant. (Lurch!!! Woowoo!)
Oh Kyle, Kyle, what are you up to these days, hah? You're the only reason I can think of to go watch "Showgirls".

So far the three-day weekend's been pretty great. I went to the Maul of Atrocities with Ben and Peter, his new boyfriend.(and a real sweetie.) We bought new shoes and pirate socks, (Yarr) and bat-hairsticks and Morrocan pillows and such, then had a lovely dinner, ableit a long long wait for a table. Today was more of the same at the Red Dot Boutique, replacing ripped out tights and buying socks and oatmeal soap. Funny thing is, once you start watching Twin Peaks on a regular basis, it starts to infiltrate your everyday consciousness. Everywhere I went in the Maul had a David Lynch soundtrack. (Even without Lynchian overtones it's a pretty surreal place. I always feel like I'm trapped in a suburban version of Logan's run or Bladerunner.) Yes I bought glitter. Need you ask?

Almost forgot...I bought Gothic perfume. Quit snickering,"Black Rose" by Emily the Strange is a perfectly lovely perfume. And it goes well with a slice of pie.
Damn, that's a good piece of pie!!!

Happy Belated Birthday....

...Sweet Majikgrove.

May you have your heart's desire for your birthday...I put in an order with the Fairy Godmother's Bowling League and Delivery Service.


*Blows kisses that turn into butterflies*

Ms Mausi's Ode to Kyle Mclaughlin...

Kyle, Kyle Mclaughlin, you twisted,fantastic man,
I promise never to lock you in a room and claim I'm "You're Number One Fan";
Of the moody deep-eyed actors, your jawline is king;
I mean, what's not to like about they guy who beats up both "Bob" and Sting?
Your sense of humor's evident, your brown eyes make us swoon;
let's face it, you're the only reason we all sat through "Dune."
Oh, I would be your Audrey, though I'm too short to be Sean Young,
But please don't ask for me to be anyone from "Showgirls"for I'd scream like a maniac and run, baby run run run!!!

I'd make you real hot coffee, and I'd make you damn good pie,
I'd give David Lynch a backrub, just to be near you and sigh,
"My god, that's Kyle Mclaughlin, there he is, right in the flesh!"
Heck, I'd even shine the shoes of Hunter Thompson and John Tesh.
I'd even sit through "Showgirls"
for a dozen times or more,
Oh Kyle, sweet Kyle, At least you weren't
With Jack Palance in "Outlaw of Gor"....

I guess what I'm trying to say....
Is, Kyle, you make my surreal David-Lynchian-Nightmare-infested-pi-cravin'-coffee-nerves day........