Ms Mausi's Ode to Kyle Mclaughlin...
Jan. 19th, 2003 10:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermausKyle, Kyle Mclaughlin, you twisted,fantastic man,
I promise never to lock you in a room and claim I'm "You're Number One Fan";
Of the moody deep-eyed actors, your jawline is king;
I mean, what's not to like about they guy who beats up both "Bob" and Sting?
Your sense of humor's evident, your brown eyes make us swoon;
let's face it, you're the only reason we all sat through "Dune."
Oh, I would be your Audrey, though I'm too short to be Sean Young,
But please don't ask for me to be anyone from "Showgirls"for I'd scream like a maniac and run, baby run run run!!!
I'd make you real hot coffee, and I'd make you damn good pie,
I'd give David Lynch a backrub, just to be near you and sigh,
"My god, that's Kyle Mclaughlin, there he is, right in the flesh!"
Heck, I'd even shine the shoes of Hunter Thompson and John Tesh.
I'd even sit through "Showgirls"
for a dozen times or more,
Oh Kyle, sweet Kyle, At least you weren't
With Jack Palance in "Outlaw of Gor"....
I guess what I'm trying to say....
Is, Kyle, you make my surreal David-Lynchian-Nightmare-infested-pi-cravin'-coffee-nerves day........
I promise never to lock you in a room and claim I'm "You're Number One Fan";
Of the moody deep-eyed actors, your jawline is king;
I mean, what's not to like about they guy who beats up both "Bob" and Sting?
Your sense of humor's evident, your brown eyes make us swoon;
let's face it, you're the only reason we all sat through "Dune."
Oh, I would be your Audrey, though I'm too short to be Sean Young,
But please don't ask for me to be anyone from "Showgirls"for I'd scream like a maniac and run, baby run run run!!!
I'd make you real hot coffee, and I'd make you damn good pie,
I'd give David Lynch a backrub, just to be near you and sigh,
"My god, that's Kyle Mclaughlin, there he is, right in the flesh!"
Heck, I'd even shine the shoes of Hunter Thompson and John Tesh.
I'd even sit through "Showgirls"
for a dozen times or more,
Oh Kyle, sweet Kyle, At least you weren't
With Jack Palance in "Outlaw of Gor"....
I guess what I'm trying to say....
Is, Kyle, you make my surreal David-Lynchian-Nightmare-infested-pi-cravin'-coffee-nerves day........
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Date: 2003-01-19 09:14 pm (UTC)for wildly is the only sort of clapping one can do for such a... thing as this.
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Date: 2003-01-19 09:21 pm (UTC)*Starts to giggle really hard*
I'm so proud...i've sunk to new depths with this one!
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Date: 2003-01-19 09:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-01-19 09:46 pm (UTC)You have my gratitude!!
*Hits gong with artificial hand from A Fistful of Yen*
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Date: 2003-01-19 09:55 pm (UTC);-)
hoohah!
Date: 2003-01-19 10:00 pm (UTC)(Heh, I'm gonna go to bed now....Time for Sackitude to celebrate tomorrow's Slackitude!!!)
(((((((((Mah Fairy Godfather))))))))))
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Date: 2003-01-19 11:03 pm (UTC)mmm... but now Viggo... *swoon*
I need me a Viggo doll...
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Date: 2003-01-20 10:11 am (UTC)I think I can feel a new community growing:)
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Date: 2003-01-20 10:27 am (UTC)You know, Kyle was my first serious actor/famous person crush... after seeing Dune in the theater, I not only started reading the book, I bothered to find out his real name so that I could swoon and look for his pictures in Teen Beat and stuff... lol :)
But as I said... Kyle's nice, but ohmygod, Viggo makes me... *burst out singing Salt n Peppa* aaaaahhhhh PUSH IT!! Push it REAL GOOD!!!
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Date: 2003-01-21 05:52 am (UTC)*Bops head and grins*
Hee hee.
Date: 2003-01-20 01:06 am (UTC)I wanted to be Kyle McLaughlin when I was younger. He seemed so unflappable.
Re: Hee hee.
Date: 2003-01-20 10:09 am (UTC)You know, if enough people click on that post of mine, google will pop it up somewhere...Kyle, baby, I hope you're reading!!
*snickers hard* Maaan, I'd die of embarrasment ...but it would be hilarious!!!
You never know...
Date: 2003-01-20 12:26 pm (UTC)Why would you be embarrassed? I think you're very talented.
Re: You never know...
Date: 2003-01-21 05:43 am (UTC)I dunno...my er, talent at writing really bad poetry...heh, how many people would read me being clinically insane over Kyle Mclaughlin? Or should? *snicker*
Re: You never know...
Date: 2003-01-21 09:37 am (UTC)Re: You never know...
Date: 2003-01-21 02:45 pm (UTC)((((((Hugs you with wry delight)))))
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Date: 2003-01-20 03:30 am (UTC)/me needs some Twin-Peakiness now.
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Date: 2003-01-20 10:05 am (UTC)*drools like a labrador*
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Date: 2003-01-20 06:21 am (UTC)Take that, Dread Pirate Roberts!
Piffle!
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Date: 2003-01-20 09:46 am (UTC)*heehee!*
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Date: 2003-01-20 08:43 am (UTC)I LOVE it!
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Date: 2003-01-20 09:38 am (UTC)Want a damn good cup of coffee?
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Date: 2003-01-20 02:21 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-01-21 05:39 am (UTC)You want some pie with that?
*grins saucily*
Damn, Twin Peaks makes me crave good coffee:)
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Date: 2003-01-21 06:42 am (UTC)PLeasE!
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Date: 2003-01-21 02:45 pm (UTC)Mmmm, pie!
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Date: 2003-01-22 06:42 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-01-22 06:29 pm (UTC)*gets berries on chin*
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Date: 2003-01-23 06:35 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-01-24 05:58 am (UTC)Hee!
*smears berries on your chin*
You're right, that IS cute!
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Date: 2003-01-24 06:54 am (UTC)Re:
Date: 2003-01-24 04:31 pm (UTC)*giggles back*