I stayed up too late...

...Reading "Skipping towards Gomorrah" by Dan Savage. I highly recommend it to anyone needing a really good read. It made me cheer and smile even at midnight when I really should have just packed it in and gone to bed.

Books is good brain food....Dan Savage gives nourishing stuff to your thoughtmeats. Dan, You're my hero!!!

Haiku hit and run...

Infect coworker
with joy of Weebl and Bob.
"'lo bob! You have pie?"

Fancy concubine auditions!!!

...Sirreal13 reminded me that while blowing money on spices and fancy concubines were noble things to do with one's money besides buy DVD's, the fact was I only really have one, count'em, one concubine that counts as fancy--My Court Fop, Banana. And while he is a most excellent Court Fop and tres elegant and fancy-fresh, he often has other obligations I wouldn't dream of taking him away from...soooooo...

I, MsFledermaus, Lady Princessa Duchessa Contessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus, (Ms), Queen of Mausiland and various scenic bits of Downtown Minneapolis because I say so, am hereby taking applications for...fancy concubines! Yes, your lucky day is here~!!! Satin! Silk! Fun-fur! Leopard-print-pill-box-hats! Luxury! Sequins! Patterned hose and lace! Ab-Fab marathons! Peach schapps champagne cocktails with too much fruit and five-differnt umbrellas in it!!! They can alllllll be yours!!!
Just list in the comments page why your application should be considered for membership in the Fancy Concubine category, and let the diva fur and feathers fly!!! Woowoo!!!

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