Running late today...

...So a quick post from the Inferno. But I'll get a real chance to catch up after workies. Woowoo!!! I can feeeeeel the rush already!!! Gleegleegleegleeglee!

Okay, some of that is just the cawfee talkin'. But I don't care. I'm still so happy to be connected again. I think tonight....yes....tonight I will have.....
*ahem*
TIKIIIIIIII!!!!!!
I have flowers in my office today... I bought 'em this weekend. I suuuure hope Mr. Sta-Puft doesn't give me any shit about them, or I'll ummm....sticker his office with smiley faces? Yeah, something like that. He hates them so.

Okay, who put the flaming coconut in my coffee mug?

*Ahem*

*Drags out large smiley tikis, and lights the fires in their mouths*

*Sets up the bar, arranging coconuts and bamboo glasses with umbrellas and krazy-straws...and adds the black bat-bunting to the sides*

Ladies and Gentlemen and others...

*Makes the tiki toches go #Whoooosh!# and cues up the Senor Cocnut music*

The Tiki-bar.....is now open....Drinks on the house. Complimentary grass skirt and coconut bras for the first-timers. Free dubious psychic readings for the first 10 customers!!!

*Sets out a large plate of fruit withy a large flaming coconut in the center*

The Ms Mausi Home Show is back on the air, babies....