Another day working in Surreal Estate...

...One of our Maintenance guys just attached a full-sized wall clock to a bright yellow chain and is hanging out by the breakroom with it around his neck. Maaaan, that bling is the shiznet, yo...

*breaks down into giggles*

Maybe I'm still punchy from getting woken up by the 24-hour Party people again. Again with the calling of les flics. The cops didn't show up again, either. I wish I had some eggs and a slingshot. Nono, mustn't be like all those horrible people on reality shows Captain Emily tells me about...must be a good Maus, or she won't make me a "Knitting for Cthuhlu" t-shirt.
But the urge to do Bad Things is growing. *sighs tiredly* It's hard being a good Maus.

Anyway, I'm off to walk around humming "The Masochism tango" under my breath again. Funny, that...