Limericks, haiku and other poetic manglings...

[msfledermaus]

I get teased a lot for my bad poetry...usually off-the-cuff, groping desparately in the dark for rhymes, scansion tossed right out the window. (Unless it's haiku, for some reason) I wrote a limirick that rhymed "spooky"(my new squeak toy) with "dooky" and now Freekee's very sorry...very very sorry...Muahahahaaaa....teach HIM to say my poetry stinks!! (Well it does, but he doesn't have to SAY it!!:) Oh, and for the record, I am still the reigning Queen of the Bad Analogy, challenged only by Jon Stewart of Comedy Central...(There are many contenders, but none can beat me at the Hopelessly Bad and fairly-Pointless analogy...None, I say!!! so there!!!

anyway, just felt like today was much kinder in general, still horrifyingly busy, but help came from unexpected quarters, (was this in my horoscope? I don't check!) and everything's okay. Off to do last-minute x-mas shopping in a moment..

I am your humble servant, Ms Fledermaus the Pretentious...;)

Comments

[banana.livejournal.com]

Do you have a bad analogy example? This would be a good time for me to make an analogy between your problems with analogy and... um... something... but I can't think of anything. 8-/

Oooh, competition...

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

well, it's like a bad dream where you're David Hasselhoff, and he's on the beach with the bimbos eating wieners and beans, and gets all gassy, and falls off the surfboard and sinks waaaay down into the water and gets tortured by lobsters...okay, maybe that's not what it's like..it's more like This movie I saw where this creepy girl was all comflicted about the loss of her precious fish... Oh, and Little Richard was involved, somehow...
anyway, it's that level of confusion and just plain...badness.


Ms Maus, curtseying deeply.

Spooky Dooky!

[serendipity.livejournal.com]

My kitty of the blinking icon fame was named Spook. Like most cats, he had many aliases, the most common being Spooky. Another was Spooky Dooky, although in my head it was spelled Dukey because I also called him Spooky Duke the Dog, in reference to his very doglike nature. Sometimes I simply called him Doggie. Occasionally I'd call him inside from the back yard this way: Doggie, c'mon, Doggie, and he'd return. My neighbors never once expressed concern over my mental health.

In other words, I have absolutely no problem with your spooky dooky rhyme. ;)

Yeah but,

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

It was ELEPHANT dookie!

And that woman is as bad at analogies as I am at writing poetry!

Re: Yeah but,

[serendipity.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know, you never wrote me any poetry. ;)

You're lucky

[low-delta.livejournal.com]

Fledermaus calls herself the reigning queen of bad poetry, but at least her words qualify as poetry!

Re: Yeah but,

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oh, most definitely:)

Ms F.

Re: Spooky Dooky!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I'm so lucky to have friends like you:))))))

((((((Serendipity and the ghost-Spooky)))))))

Ms f.