Sneaky Sock Monkey Shenanigans...
Oct. 11th, 2002 08:15 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
msfledermaus...Today helping with the story is Ben the neighbor and none other than Ms Ruby Slippers. I'll give you all a minute to find a cosy place to curl up...
When we last left the Flying Sock-Monkeys, one in particular was watching with beady-eyed attention when Ms Mausi created scores of little wings in harnesses for the various Sock animals. Watched, and studied, and drew little blueprints when no one was looking...and one night, when Ms Mausi was sleeping off the glitter rush, tried out his designs for jet-propelled wings of his own. There was a great amount of screaming, crashing into walls and explosions. Happily the Maus in the Yellow Hat is a sound sleeper, so the new additions to his sparkly wings went unnoticed....
...And one fine night, Ms Mausi's Flying Sock-Monkey flew far, far away...to Atlanta, rescuing a fellow simian sock from the clutches of a Tiny Kitten, and gifting him with wings. To London. To Milwaukee. To Arizona. To Missouri. To New Jersey. To down the block to pick up some more rocket fuel and a packet of sour gummy bears. And back to the apartment now known as the "Flying Sock-Critter Launch-Pad Of Doom doom doooooom....."
And those *new* Flying Critters, ecstatic about their new accessories, started to take full advantage of their new super-powers. Oh, the knocking over of garbage bins!!! The barking of dogs!!! The pantsing of cops!!! The raids on the Cheeze-whiz stores of the nation!!! The frenzied airel-battles!!! The coconut bras!!! (Coconut bras? *shudder*)
And with many a distraction and the occasional pit-stop along the way for marshmallow peeps and extra bicycle parts...
...They headed for Minnesota....
When we last left the Flying Sock-Monkeys, one in particular was watching with beady-eyed attention when Ms Mausi created scores of little wings in harnesses for the various Sock animals. Watched, and studied, and drew little blueprints when no one was looking...and one night, when Ms Mausi was sleeping off the glitter rush, tried out his designs for jet-propelled wings of his own. There was a great amount of screaming, crashing into walls and explosions. Happily the Maus in the Yellow Hat is a sound sleeper, so the new additions to his sparkly wings went unnoticed....
...And one fine night, Ms Mausi's Flying Sock-Monkey flew far, far away...to Atlanta, rescuing a fellow simian sock from the clutches of a Tiny Kitten, and gifting him with wings. To London. To Milwaukee. To Arizona. To Missouri. To New Jersey. To down the block to pick up some more rocket fuel and a packet of sour gummy bears. And back to the apartment now known as the "Flying Sock-Critter Launch-Pad Of Doom doom doooooom....."
And those *new* Flying Critters, ecstatic about their new accessories, started to take full advantage of their new super-powers. Oh, the knocking over of garbage bins!!! The barking of dogs!!! The pantsing of cops!!! The raids on the Cheeze-whiz stores of the nation!!! The frenzied airel-battles!!! The coconut bras!!! (Coconut bras? *shudder*)
And with many a distraction and the occasional pit-stop along the way for marshmallow peeps and extra bicycle parts...
...They headed for Minnesota....
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Date: 2002-10-10 06:38 pm (UTC)(Ms Slippers sez..."awwwwwwwwwwwwwww, yeah!! go wid yo baaad self! get that boi!!")
Woowoo!
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Date: 2002-10-10 06:40 pm (UTC)hee hee!!
maybe we should see what the cards say? no, then i will REALLY know im crazy!!!! hee hee.
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Date: 2002-10-10 06:50 pm (UTC)Nine of swords flipped...someone else's guilt.
Two of coins flipped...nothing's going to change much from what it is now.
Page of coins reversed--he's not good with money. Watch him on that.
(thanks for the cards and the help, Ben!)
Granted, we've all had a tequil;a shot by now..take this with a *lot* of salt (ba dum bing!):D
I can do a longer one later this week for you honey. I love you!!!
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Date: 2002-10-10 06:53 pm (UTC)guilt???? nothing's going to change????? aye.
bad with MONEY? hmm, that must be about me, cuz if it wasn't for him we'd both be living in a cardboard box!!! a cheap one at that.
hee hee!
thank you!!! i would love one later this week!
you're partying you lucky maus?!?! have one for me ok!!!
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Date: 2002-10-11 05:55 am (UTC)I kust had one with the Benster and Samantha...I had to go to bed soon after or Mr Sandman would have kicked my ass. Plus I have an opening to go to tonight:)
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