Every non-war-moment is one that I have to steal from CNN...

[msfledermaus]

*Leafs through Courtney Crumlin comic*

"Missy? That you?"
"Yeah. Who's the runt?"
"Me little brother, Butterbug."
"Ruh!"

.....


"Oh my god, I was wrong, it was Earth all along, you've finally made a monkey out of meeeee..."

*Does a little dance*


"Gruh!"
"Can't he talk?"
"Never could teach 'im mortal speech. "Is tongue's too big."
"Well, you'd better shut him up or we're all in for it."
"Grah! Grah!"

*shimmys to "Can your monkey do the dog?" Holding comic upside down...in my underwear.*

These non-war-moments were brought to you by Monkey compilated CD's, Ted Naifah, and the magick of Mausivision.....



(and all I'm saying, is give peace a chance...what would King Kong do?)

Comments

[majikgrove.livejournal.com]

oh how i miss you.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I miss you too, sweetie...

(Hugs you tight)

When I get my borwser fixed I'm replying to everything I see, you can damn betcha.

How are you?

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[majikgrove.livejournal.com]

i'm ok, still adjusting to single life. definitely less angry on a daily basis! :) and you???

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Still single myself, with the occasional anxiety freakout and the occasional arty thing to do.

* can't stop hugging you*
single isn't so bad sometimes. Sometimes i'm just so fed up with guys I can't even speak. Not all of 'em, but, you know...

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[majikgrove.livejournal.com]

oh do i ever!! single is nice! i forgot what it was like to do something only i want to do without feeling bad about it or having to explain it. (probably sounds a lot worse than it was)

men are difficult, for sure. GIRL POWER!!!

*hugs you back and wont let you let go*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and think of all the laundry you don't have to do...I'm serious, I should find a bumper sticker that ssays, "I don't need a boyfriend, I have enough laundry!"

Plus I've been hanging out with gay men...straight guys can't compete, you know? No fabulous decorating or abfab episodes, no chilled martinis straight from the freezer, no gourmet cooking at the drop of a ha, no frenzied shopping or makeup orgies or goofy clubbing and leering at guys...nope, not competition there:)

*squish*

Whoops...hugged too hard!
*unsquishes you gently*

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[majikgrove.livejournal.com]

*breathes out*

woo, that was a good one! **smooch**

oh you are so right! i work with a bunch of gay guys at my bar (and it's not even a gay bar!!). and they are just soo fun, and they get me more than some of my girlfriends! i love that they comment on my makeup and accessories, i mean who else does that???? :)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*nods fervently*. Gay men are some of the loveliest men in the world. some can be such bitches, but every tribe's got their assholes.

I told Ben the Neighbor once he should run Charm classes for straight men; he'd make tons of money . Could you imagine? *grin*
Martini classes, walking with a book on your head, conversation and flair. with a tiki party that they get graded on as their final project!

*smootchy smoo!*

I missed you, schmuffin!! ah'm a-gonna keel my browser for gacking at comments. I don't seem to have a prob filtering thorugh my e-mail, though, go fig:P

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I've got that one on the cd!!!

"I love you, Dr amazeus!!"

Damn, I gots monkey songs!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Looks like the other cd burned funny, since Annetet Funnicello sounds like Kraftwerk...maybe I can get another from MischaMonkey. If not--I mean, wow, 34 songs of monkey mayhem!!! I'm just sooo happy!!!

*monkey noises of glee*

[vill.livejournal.com]

You should bring yourself and all the fancy concubines to my house.

Wait. My house is crappy.

You should send the flying monkeys to take over the Grove Park Inn, and then we'll all go THERE. Free, so long as the monkeys keep their eyes open and their silly string ready.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I think it's a deal...the monkeys are all excited now.

I have to buy Bettie Page leopard-print-bikini underwear for this, I think!!! I hope they gots a poooool!

[vill.livejournal.com]

They (http://www.groveparkinn.com) gots an outside pool and an inside pool and two pools and three hot tubs (two with waterfalls) in the spa and saunas and steam rooms and...

...it's a big place. How many monkeys you got?

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...we may need more monkeys...
*goes into a conference with the flying Monkey tribe*

They can get more monkeys if they hit all the Toys R Us stores in the area. And raid Kapock Island again. the keepers are gonna be pissed.

And we need a handful of socktopuses!!!

[vill.livejournal.com]

We're low on Toys R Us, but we have an immense and varied quantity of independent toy stores that specialize in the wonderousest of aminals. For example, those dragons I linked to the other day.

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

OOh, even better!!! Indy monkeys are the best monkeys!!!

[serendipity.livejournal.com]

Don't steal from CNN, just avoid it altogether! Try BBC or other sites that are less slanted towards U.S. interests. Then steal from them!

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

I've always liked the BBC anyway....

hellooooooo :)

[ana.livejournal.com]

i did an incredibly stupid thing and accidentally turned my lj into a community.
and when i turned it back into a personal journal, it purged me from your friends list. i am not on your friends list right now.
so please readd me!

what a huge drag.

go here:
http://www.livejournal.com/friends/add.bml?user=ana

and you can click on a button to re-add me.
i am sorry for this hassle.
but not as sorry as i am for accidentally doing this!

Re: hellooooooo :)

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Gotcha covered again...thanks for the update, ma'am!

(((((Ana))))

Re: hellooooooo :)

[ana.livejournal.com]

thank u :)

[crafting-change.livejournal.com]

its all about the courtney crumrin

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yes.

yes it is!:)