Every non-war-moment is one that I have to steal from CNN...

[msfledermaus]

*Leafs through Courtney Crumlin comic*

"Missy? That you?"
"Yeah. Who's the runt?"
"Me little brother, Butterbug."
"Ruh!"

.....


"Oh my god, I was wrong, it was Earth all along, you've finally made a monkey out of meeeee..."

*Does a little dance*


"Gruh!"
"Can't he talk?"
"Never could teach 'im mortal speech. "Is tongue's too big."
"Well, you'd better shut him up or we're all in for it."
"Grah! Grah!"

*shimmys to "Can your monkey do the dog?" Holding comic upside down...in my underwear.*

These non-war-moments were brought to you by Monkey compilated CD's, Ted Naifah, and the magick of Mausivision.....



(and all I'm saying, is give peace a chance...what would King Kong do?)

Comments

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[majikgrove.livejournal.com]

oh do i ever!! single is nice! i forgot what it was like to do something only i want to do without feeling bad about it or having to explain it. (probably sounds a lot worse than it was)

men are difficult, for sure. GIRL POWER!!!

*hugs you back and wont let you let go*

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and think of all the laundry you don't have to do...I'm serious, I should find a bumper sticker that ssays, "I don't need a boyfriend, I have enough laundry!"

Plus I've been hanging out with gay men...straight guys can't compete, you know? No fabulous decorating or abfab episodes, no chilled martinis straight from the freezer, no gourmet cooking at the drop of a ha, no frenzied shopping or makeup orgies or goofy clubbing and leering at guys...nope, not competition there:)

*squish*

Whoops...hugged too hard!
*unsquishes you gently*

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[majikgrove.livejournal.com]

*breathes out*

woo, that was a good one! **smooch**

oh you are so right! i work with a bunch of gay guys at my bar (and it's not even a gay bar!!). and they are just soo fun, and they get me more than some of my girlfriends! i love that they comment on my makeup and accessories, i mean who else does that???? :)

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[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

*nods fervently*. Gay men are some of the loveliest men in the world. some can be such bitches, but every tribe's got their assholes.

I told Ben the Neighbor once he should run Charm classes for straight men; he'd make tons of money . Could you imagine? *grin*
Martini classes, walking with a book on your head, conversation and flair. with a tiki party that they get graded on as their final project!

*smootchy smoo!*

I missed you, schmuffin!! ah'm a-gonna keel my browser for gacking at comments. I don't seem to have a prob filtering thorugh my e-mail, though, go fig:P