*cackles evilly*

[msfledermaus]

Okay folks, since I have one more day of Flower Madness at work today, I have a fun idea that will keep my spirits up and help me vent:

I will insult, in vivid glorious detail, the first ten people on LJ who ask me to. Friends, foes, complete strangers--doesn't matter. Put in a request in the comments section, and I will lambast you with whatever horrible names and descriptions of your vile, vile character I can come up with. Be patient at first--it'll take me a few hours of running around being harrassed by the general public for me to get the full head of steam those who wish to be insulted will richly deserve...

So there you are. Ready, set GO!!

Comments

[roadskoller.livejournal.com]

Please, may I be insulted?

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh yes...you horrible horrible thing, you!!! You're a heinous example of humanity's evil toward both each other and poor turkeys who never intended yu physical harm as far as you know...Your husband wears funny shirts! Your sisters point and laugh at you when nobody's looking!!! Your mom does too!!!
When she's not riding around with hairy bikers!!!


so there.:)

[roadskoller.livejournal.com]

LOL!!!
I'm picturing mom on the back a a Harley.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oh she'd do it, just to get the picture taken:)

[roadskoller.livejournal.com]

I'm positive she would. That's one of the fun things about my mother.

[scentedwoods.livejournal.com]

How can I resist???

INSULT ME!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Okay, tomato-face. *ahem* You're ugly and you mommy dresses you like an Amish Ho!! With the light blue bonnet and everything! Too bad you still can't make the rent and have to hang out in front of the Dollar store eating Twinkies and urinating by the dumpster in the back!! And you have vicious toe-jam that eats all in it's path!!!


hehhehhe, I'm feelin it now...are you feelin' it?!?

[scentedwoods.livejournal.com]

Ow! The pain!

Invitation to an Insult

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

I dare you, you pagan!!!

Re: Invitation to an Insult

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

That's it, it's the Wicker Man for you, sir... The white shirt and the scented ungulants (We'll take the hooves off) and then it's IN YOU GO, you horrible Pagan-smashing fiend, you!!! I'll rock back and forth and sing and everything! And I'll make Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey put you on the "To be impaled on the capitol's Front Lawn" list after he gets out of jail. That's what you get when you mess with the bat-peoples!!! YAAAHAHHAHAHAHAAA!

Re: Invitation to an Insult

[sirreal13.livejournal.com]

You forgot the part about having me drawn and quartered in a dank cave and propping my eyelids open to ensure the efficient deposition of bat guano...

[http://users.livejournal.com/_contingent_/]

Whip me, beat me, make me write bad checks!

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'll MAKE you write bad checks...I'll make you give me a night at Moscow on the Hill for being insolent, you insane Kingdom of Loathing-addicted Chili-snarfing Meat-obsessor you! Your cats disdain your presence!!! I bet if you were here at the Museum I'd find you molesting some poor neo-classical sculpture and I"d have to whack you repeatedly with some Prairie-School furniture!!! And then I'd have to stop because all the moaning would be too embarrasing, and I'd just have to make all the guards come and point and laugh at your sorry sculpture-molesting self. We live for that. Oh yes we do...

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

You wanna piece of me? Give me your worst.

Urrgle....

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

Alright, you handbag-wavin' elbow-grabbin' creature from the Black Lagoon...
You and your unnaturally hideous, bulbous nose and insipid eyelashes!!! You're an unending putrid mass of blurbling horrible smegma that just won't shut up and leave people the hell alone!!! Noooo, you must go lurching around the neighborhood with a ski-mask and a big jar of Vaseline and try to explain to people that you're learning interpretive dance when you're really just seeing how many people's flesh you can make crawl in a half-hor increment!!! You skeezy, sneaky, nasty trashy vile scumpits lying smellicious dung-bombing drooling cantankerous vile did I mention you were vile horse-teethed Monkey-faced imbecile!!!


and moreover, you voted Republican..I gots proof. "Nuff said:P

Re: Urrgle....

[cynnerth.livejournal.com]

Wow! You're really good at this!

[hotbutteredpeas.livejournal.com]

I hate it when I come late to a party.

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

It's all right...I'm sure I can come up with more insults, oh warm and buttery one...