A handy list of things to remember...

[msfledermaus]

I was inspired by Annablume, who was having adventures including insects and apparently, poking...


There are many many simple rules to the world...These are just a few:

Fire: Don't get it on you.
Water: Don't try to breathe it.
Dirt: Is not a substitute for chocolate mousse.
Wasps nest: Never poke with stick. Ever. EVER.
Crazy People: Do not argue with them. If you win, you become their Queen.
Stuff: If it doesn't belong to you, don't touch it.
Knives: Generally don't make good Lawn Darts. Don't ask how I know.
Caffeine: Munching the beans or grounds outta the bag is a symptom of a problem...

Anybody care to add their own? I'm sure I missed a lot of them...

Comments

[msfledermaus.livejournal.com]

He shoulda listened to meeeee, but did he? did he?!?! Hah?!?!HAH!! nooooooo, he just keeps a pokin' that stupid nest and tries to say the stings don't hurt. Bastid...