I have decided...

[msfledermaus]

...to be a princess. Today. That's right, you heard me.

A Russo-American-Princess...a RAP.
(Well,I thought of being a Russo-Italian-Portuguese-German-Welsh-American-Princess, but that spells RIPGWAP. Not very compelling, is it? I thought not.)

Anyway, I will hold my head up high and lofty. I will be elegant and say, "Indeed" a lot. I will
talk about myself in the third person, cover myself in glittery stuff, and bathe in exotic unguents...in other words, no different from anything I do now, so why not just call myself a princess and be done with it?

So from now on, my formal title will be:

Lady Duchess Contessa Princessa Baronessa Von Fledermaus. (Ms)

So there you have it. Take that, world!!!

Ms Eff, taking applications for the Court of um...courtliness. yeah...

Comments

Re: Ooh! Me, me, me!

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Yikes, watch where you throw that thing!!!

*ducking*