Guava butter....

Mmmmmm, guava butter....


I've got REM on the &%$# radio...good band, very heavily overplayed.
I think it's time for the Tiger Lillies again. Nothing starts off a work day like falsetto shrieks to accordion music. Hoohah!

I've been having ideas again for new pieces now that I got *most* of my artwork back from where they were hanging. It wouldn't hurt me to get some canvas and actually paint some two-dimensional stuff for a change. If it's warm enough I'll have a little field trip to Utrecth after workies to buy arty treats.
*digs out sumi-e' books* Some of that would be fun too, since the snow's holding up.

babble babble, brainless arty babble...everything profound has left my canary-brain in a frenzied rush for freedom...

Thanks, Cynnerth

I am....


Dancing Cats and Neglected Murderesses - You are a
bit bitter in some ways about how life has
treated you, but you will do anything to change
it around...anything!


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*the quiet noise of slightly maniacal laughter*

Oh noooo! I've been cloooned!

I had two posts here...the other one was written my Ms Eff, not your loving Ms Maus. We dueled it out, and she's having a time-out in the walk-in-closet.

We now return you to your previous LJ page...

bat bat batty batty bat bat batty batty bat bat batty batty bat bat bat....
*does cheeky soft-shoe number with porkpie hat and invisible cane*

Some useless trivia about a Maus...

I once counted how many licks it took to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop...452.
I am a dead shot with a rubber band.
I used to eat the tails off of breaded shrimp because they were crunchy as a kid.
I have a couple of hagstones. (stones with natural holes in them)...I use them as good luck charms.
I have a five-leaf clover I found when I was 18.
I have an unnatural fascination with things that glitter, sparkle and shine.That can't be healthy.
My birthstone is garnet.
My favorite color recently is red.
My Urban totem is Mouse.
My patron goddess is a psychopomp.
My favorite stone is red tiger-eye.
My favorite magic realist is Leonora Carrington.
My favorite magic act is Penn and Teller.
My first zine was called "My Boobs are Awesome"
My symbol is the fanged Tiki.
My humorous guardian is the little brown bat.
My spiritual son is the Black dragon.
My workplace totem is the copier.
I collect Tarot decks and oracles.
I read lines in my palms.
I read fortunes in the bottom of your cup of hot chocolate.
I believe crow feathers have secret messages.
I have a deep seated need for some kind of justice.
I can make soup spoons click together like bones.
I can imitate the voices of Pinky, Towelie, and Mr. Hanky.
I enjoy strange garish caberet so much more than most people...makes you wonder.
I am a drag queen in a woman's body...sweetie darling.
My adversary is idiocy, selfishness, sociopathics and the mechanical quirks of elevators.


Bat bat batty batty bat bat batty batty bat bat....
*does a little tap-dance*