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msfledermaus*Drags out large smiley tikis, and lights the fires in their mouths*
*Sets up the bar, arranging coconuts and bamboo glasses with umbrellas and krazy-straws...and adds the black bat-bunting to the sides*
Ladies and Gentlemen and others...
*Makes the tiki toches go #Whoooosh!# and cues up the Senor Cocnut music*
The Tiki-bar.....is now open....Drinks on the house. Complimentary grass skirt and coconut bras for the first-timers. Free dubious psychic readings for the first 10 customers!!!
*Sets out a large plate of fruit withy a large flaming coconut in the center*
The Ms Mausi Home Show is back on the air, babies....
*Sets up the bar, arranging coconuts and bamboo glasses with umbrellas and krazy-straws...and adds the black bat-bunting to the sides*
Ladies and Gentlemen and others...
*Makes the tiki toches go #Whoooosh!# and cues up the Senor Cocnut music*
The Tiki-bar.....is now open....Drinks on the house. Complimentary grass skirt and coconut bras for the first-timers. Free dubious psychic readings for the first 10 customers!!!
*Sets out a large plate of fruit withy a large flaming coconut in the center*
The Ms Mausi Home Show is back on the air, babies....
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Pfeh!
Date: 2004-09-28 12:04 am (UTC)So, what can I getcha?
*starts putting ice in the blender*
no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 12:32 am (UTC)Kâmau kî`aha i `olu, i pahe`e i kô pu`u ke moni.
*applauds*
Date: 2004-09-28 12:37 am (UTC)Grass skirt, sir? Your choice of colors!!
*swish swish*
no subject
Date: 2004-09-28 12:54 am (UTC)*gasp*
Date: 2004-09-28 12:57 am (UTC)My.
You get extra rum in this colada, I think...
*tops with funky umbrella*
I don't reccomend the wicker chairs right now, oh nude one...
*rummages forwelt-reducing cushiions*
Re: *gasp*
Date: 2004-09-28 12:13 pm (UTC)Re: *gasp*
Date: 2004-09-28 12:29 pm (UTC)wha...dangit, I fell asleep again at a party, didn't I?
*checks face for Sharpie-marker mustache*
Hey, nice skirt you've got there!
*revs blender*
Date: 2004-09-28 12:43 am (UTC)*riiiz riiiz*
Re: Pfeh!
Date: 2004-09-28 06:36 am (UTC)Re: Pfeh!
Date: 2004-09-28 12:29 pm (UTC)*makes ice tea with citrus and a couple of floating cherries*
Re: Pfeh!
Date: 2004-09-28 02:53 pm (UTC)