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msfledermaus*Drags out large smiley tikis, and lights the fires in their mouths*
*Sets up the bar, arranging coconuts and bamboo glasses with umbrellas and krazy-straws...and adds the black bat-bunting to the sides*
Ladies and Gentlemen and others...
*Makes the tiki toches go #Whoooosh!# and cues up the Senor Cocnut music*
The Tiki-bar.....is now open....Drinks on the house. Complimentary grass skirt and coconut bras for the first-timers. Free dubious psychic readings for the first 10 customers!!!
*Sets out a large plate of fruit withy a large flaming coconut in the center*
The Ms Mausi Home Show is back on the air, babies....
*Sets up the bar, arranging coconuts and bamboo glasses with umbrellas and krazy-straws...and adds the black bat-bunting to the sides*
Ladies and Gentlemen and others...
*Makes the tiki toches go #Whoooosh!# and cues up the Senor Cocnut music*
The Tiki-bar.....is now open....Drinks on the house. Complimentary grass skirt and coconut bras for the first-timers. Free dubious psychic readings for the first 10 customers!!!
*Sets out a large plate of fruit withy a large flaming coconut in the center*
The Ms Mausi Home Show is back on the air, babies....
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Why wouldn't it?
Date: 2004-09-28 01:19 am (UTC)Lesse now...
Soon, soon in your future, you will have heard the wind whisper, "David Hasselhoff..." Why I'm not sure, but it may have to do with the vast quantities of colada you're about to consume.
*Tops off drink with happy tiki swizzle stick*
Re: Why wouldn't it?
Date: 2004-09-28 12:30 pm (UTC)*sob*